I remember the first time I used a tampon instead of a pad and was baffled why any of us were bothering with that ineffective mess when we had this much better alternative available. I relived that same revelation when…
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30 December
Diamond Pens
Did I see Stassi and Ariana’s matching diamond pens on Vanderpump Rules and immediately find them on Amazon? Yes. Do I worry about what that says about me as a person? Yes. Have I made my peace with my garbage…
12 December
Air Purifying Bags
Between all the sneakers I refuse to wear socks with and my formula fed son (don’t worry guys Mr. TIBAL and I are absolutely stunning, this kid is getting by on looks alone if the lack of breastmilk ever impacts…
21 November
Drying Rack
Do you remember when you were in college and would put your jeans in the dryer before going out to get it right get it tight. Now as an adult my greatest fear is half my clothes ending up in…
16 November
Holiday Nest Candle
Based on people’s reactions to Instagram stories, I would rather tell you who I voted for than if I am decorating early for Christmas. There are some weirdly strong opinions on both sides of the mistletoe. I am more focused…
26 October
Glass Straws
I “used to” treat myself to a handful of straws from Cafe Express every time we went. They had the best straws. They were the perfect height and drinking diameter. They were red which was not aesthetically ideal with some…






