A lot of bronzers are made like they don’t trust you to use bronzer. They call it “buildable” but we all know what they’re really saying is “you’ve lost your bronzing privileges after you made Jersey Shore popular”. So most…
Beauty
24 January
Eye Makeup Remover
As a general rule I treat all MLMs as scams. If a product was that good your business model is not really ‘forget Amazon where 40% of all online shopping occurs! We’re going to sell this shit in your living…
22 January
Urban Decay Eyeshadow
Eyeshadow palettes are a scam. You are an adult going to an office. You are not putting on four different eye shadow colors and if you are one of them sure as hell isn’t magenta. We spend $60 for 8…
19 January
Brazilian Bum Bum Cream
Do you need a special moisturizer for your butt? No you do not. Do you need this butt moisturizer all over your body? You have never needed anything more. This is a fine lotion but it smells like angels singing.…
18 January
Deodorant Stick
HEAR ME OUT. This is alchemy. I do not understand how it works. The scent is deodorant scent. But it is the ONLY thing anyone on the gulf coast should be using. Lifesaver. $27 and IDGAF because it’s cheaper than…
