I know this one isn’t groundbreaking. It’s a basic bitch candle from @anthropologie. You probably owned one at some point. I need you to know about the COLOSSAL CAPRI BLUE MERCURY CANDLE (Volcano scent). Take a seat with your three wicks. This show stopper has five wicks and burns for 250 hours. That rock climber sawed off his own arm after 127 hours. This candle lasts almost twice as long as the human spirit. Plus it really makes a statement on your kitchen counter. $178 at Anthropologie. (Wait for a 20% off home accessories coupon and get free shipping.)
You’re funny. I have that candle and you give it new meaning.