Having a clock next to your bed is like setting your ex’s Instagram as your homepage. You do not need that kind of pressure and negativity in your life! Your bedroom should be zen af, not a constant reminder that…
12 October
Facial Hair Remover
A few seasons ago some Real Housewives of Orange County were fighting with each other when one told the other to ‘go take care of her chin hair’. This rocked me to my core. I could take someone calling me…
8 October
Silicone Loofah
Loofahs are disgusting. It’s a thing we understand in the abstract but refuse to acknowledge in practice. Like the McRib. (Why is it shaped like bones? No one eats a sandwich with bones in it.) There’s a better way. I…
3 October
Bath Overflow Drain Cover
There is a reason almost all husbands who try to claim their wives drowned in bathtubs get caught – that’s because literally all women know you can barely get all the way wet in a lot of tubs, especially older…
3 October
Hand Brush
Just like you can tell how old a woman is by her hands, you can tell how hard she has been hitting the self tan. They all tell you to wash your hands after application – this keeps you from…
