A lot of bronzers are made like they don’t trust you to use bronzer. They call it “buildable” but we all know what they’re really saying is “you’ve lost your bronzing privileges after you made Jersey Shore popular”. So most…
23 September
Back Massager
I know this looks like something I got sucked into buying from SkyMall on a long haul flight but I really do love this back massager. First of all it’s clearly a massager and not secretly a vibrator so you…
19 September
Dyson Hair Dryer
I have lured you guys in with $20 tights and $10 eye gels just to hit you with the $400 hair dryer. If you have never had to take a break while drying your hair – you do not need…
18 May
Magnesium Complex
Like any good wanna be Instagram influencer I have a product that will CLEAN YOU OUT. It’s much cheaper than whatever tea the latest cast member to be kicked off the Real Housewives is shilling next to her teeth whitening…
I love a vaccine (and other injectables) but I am not above being above a little woo woo hippie when it makes my life better. I bought this acupuncture mat after reading about a few people who tried them and…






