I know this one isn’t groundbreaking. It’s a basic bitch candle from @anthropologie. You probably owned one at some point. I need you to know about the COLOSSAL CAPRI BLUE MERCURY CANDLE (Volcano scent). Take a seat with your three wicks.…
29 January
Little Market Hamper
Have you ever read an in-depth review of a laundry hamper? No? Buckle in. I got on a waitlist for this hamper. I signed up with my real email address and waited for @laurenconrad to tell me I could buy…
24 January
Eye Makeup Remover
As a general rule I treat all MLMs as scams. If a product was that good your business model is not really ‘forget Amazon where 40% of all online shopping occurs! We’re going to sell this shit in your living…
22 January
Urban Decay Eyeshadow
Eyeshadow palettes are a scam. You are an adult going to an office. You are not putting on four different eye shadow colors and if you are one of them sure as hell isn’t magenta. We spend $60 for 8…
22 January
Shout Wipe & Go
If you want to make that stain you got at lunch a tiny bit damp and milky, by all means continue using a Tide pen. If you want to actually remove a stain – nothing works like these. No rinsing…
21 January
Everyday Chic
A coffee table book you will actually read. She has realistic and attainable content. Less ‘types of crystals I insert in my body’ and more ‘songs I listen to during the day’ and ‘things I like on toast’. Available at @amazon because…
