Between all the sneakers I refuse to wear socks with and my formula fed son (don’t worry guys Mr. TIBAL and I are absolutely stunning, this kid is getting by on looks alone if the lack of breastmilk ever impacts…
9 December
Cheap Beauty Favs
Back when I had a rich and exciting life outside of my house, I would look at women who stayed home and wore makeup and think BUT WHY. And now I know. Because most people have mirrors in their house.…
4 December
Jewelry Cleaner
Diamonds are forever. At least that’s what my husband tells me when I mention an anniversary upgrade. A well cleaned diamond is like ‘the skinny arm’ it’s not going to change the fundamentals of what you’re working with but it’s…
3 December
Stroller Fan
This is a stroller fan. KEEP READING 20 YEAR OLDS! THIS ISN’T ABOUT MY BABY. I bought this stroller fan years before I got pregnant. I bought it to clip on to my bike at spin class. Somewhere. Somehow. All…
1 December
Pill Splitter
A lot of people ask me for my post partum must haves. Here they are. A good OBGYN and a good pill splitter. When I was open on the operating table I only wanted to know two things 1) Is…
26 November
neuLASH Serum
NeuLash. A poem by TIBAL. Counterfeits on Amazon. Past the FDA you barely get by Full price at Nordstrom so I don’t grow a third eye. You give me the features the good Lord did not. Is it pregnancy/nursing/vegan/gluten friendly?…
